Did not like The Power of the Dog. Snoozefest despite strong performances. Will probably win, but no one will watch it a year from now. I actually really liked Don’t Look Up. The horribly truthful absurdity of where we are politically right now. I expect the film will gain traction as a cult favorite in the years to…

Cupcakes have too much goddamn frosting. That’s the problem. Cut the frosting, no hack necessary.

I’ve never seen porn with zero foreplay.

It was not easy to jerk off to this list, but damnit, I tried my best.

It was a thoughtless comment but far from an ‘attack’. Do we have to blow everything out of proportion and describe it in exaggerated terms? 

Being set in 2002 makes this movie a period piece in two senses!

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Really? you’ve never heard of The Roots? 

I laughed for 30 seconds straight.  My wife thought I had finally broken.  Fucking hilarious and twisted.  I was hoping when they did the flash-forward that Lionel would still be blue LOL.

Good riddance.

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee

And Pancakes have such a limited window where they’re genuinely good. Yes, there is that delicious bite where the butter is almost liquid and the pancake has just started to absorb the syrup but is still fluffy; but wait another minute and it’s just a soggy mess.

Surprised the cop didn’t shoot at it since it’s black.

None of them are worth eating now. They’ve all gone completely downhill since they stopped making them out of real Girl Scouts.

in the top five of all time with The Weeknd’s performance last year

I bet they’re happy about the likes and RTs they got by complaining about it, so call it a wash 

I’ll see your Sunny, and raise you 30 Rock Live.

Brolin is absolutely right. What Villeneuve was able to do with this book, and the way he did it, was exemplary. 

Seriously, Pig was my favorite movie of the year. The scene in the restaurant between Robin and Chef Finway is amazing and it has been living in my brain rent free since the first time I watched it.