this is a FANTASTIC video. about how they got around the rules over the years... these guys are hilarious to listen to... if you have a few minutes in your day, watch it. it’s absolutely worth it.

Vodka!

This also means keeping gas in your car over winter. My wife grew up driving around north dakota in the winter and does not let her car get below 1/4 tank in winter. 

What do we suppose the odds are that this distinction was actually claimed in 1995 by a dapper young confirmed bachelor from South Carolina’s 3rd district who has since gone on to be a US Senator from that state?

s/HPFA/HFPA

I’m sorry, but at this point access to the vaccine is so widespread and ubiquitous (especially in an urban center like Baltimore) that there is no excuse for someone not getting it. Anyone who hasn’t gotten it yet has made an active choice to not do so, and should have to live with whatever consequences that come with…

Wisconsin’s Road America plate. This is the only answer.

If you don’t want anyone to come within 20 feet of your car, put this plate on the back.

Look how cool I am to dis Hamilton!! 

also, weed. weed is the best hangover cure next to not getting shitface drunk the night before.

Unpopular opinion: schools should be the last thing to close. If we can still dine in restaurants, go to the gym, go on fucking cruises, schools should remain open. The cost - to kids, to parents and especially working mothers - is too high. Europe closed schools far less than the US and still the academic costs were…

No it’s ok, he’s not selling NFTs.  He’s just dead.

Nah I’m good.  I only wear it to make others more comfortable any ways.

I know it won’t happen, but if Cage wins an Oscar for “Pig,” I won’t complain.

I think Nic Cage has earned the right to be called whatever he damn well pleases.

Seems Shannon’s complaint is that Coach Taylor isn’t the type of father she thinks he should be. Hey, Shannon, it’s a TV show! Honestly, Tami Taylor is the one who drove me up the wall. Aside from Joe McCoy, of course.

Wait til they get a load of Breaking Bad...

All those shows that were mentioned with the “good dads” sucked!

Right? Like, basically all those shitty dads that Shannon describes—those are just a few of the jackass dad types actually out there, not just on TV...

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