Oh for fuck’s sake. Very few people would tell their brother to own his behaviour or seek counselling, or they might tell them to get counselling while ALSO doing everything in their power to help their brother not lose their job or go to jail. Especially when said brother’s fall from grace would also inevitably…

This whole post was a meander of tangentially related bits of information trying (and failing) to support a main argument. Protecting biodiversity in Africa, environmental racism in the US, Meghan Markle’s experience in the royal family, and Black Lives Matter should not all be mentioned in the same article.

Oil! isn’t nonfiction. There's a word to describe what it is, but it escapes me.

I love Scorsese, I love the Grateful Dead and Long Strange Trip was wonderful. Yes to this project. Now who should play Pig Pen?

green bean casserole.

And they would have stayed confidential if Ms. Bryant hadn’t dragged them into her lawsuit.

Seems like a fairly simple idea for establishing damages.

Jalopnik writers.

I personally am still shocked and angered to find that there are no horses in A Band of Horses. It’s not only a failure of representation. It’s also false advertising.

The East End Boys are just trying to entice West End Girls to their deadend world.

Why are they blaming this on people having sex on the beach, when they cite toilet paper/wipes and the presence of feces - sounds to me more like people finding a hidden place in the dunes to poop because there isn’t a public toilet close enough. Granted, it’s been a while since I had sexy times on a beach, but…

The best trailer for this movie would be, if instead of freezing up and looking like “Lucille Ball this is your life,” if they just had about twenty seconds of them doing an episode of the show and pulling it off.

Top Gun is one of the worst movies to have made the most money; that thing wasn’t just a Transformers-level hit but an inescapable cultural moment and it is nearly unwatchable.

I missed the word “hot” first time through that headline and was fucking horrified.

Let’s Remember Some Guys...

Just seeing this word gets the song stuck in my head for days.

Don’t say that, you’ll be flooded with Polyjuice accident cat-Hermione.

Found Portnoys burner account.

I think these “favorites” based on internet searches like creamed corn in Texas aren’t factoring in people hate searching. Also thank you about cranberries! I thought I was the only one who really likes cranberry sauce, especially homemade with whole cranberries and some orange zest, but even the stuff in the can. It…

I took a tip from Alton Brown for my cranberry sauce. Instead of leaving it chunky (which, I believe, is technically a compote) I puree it until smooth. It changed everything. There is enough natural pectin so it is like a jam. It pours onto the plate during dinner, spreads easier on sandwiches, pours over brie.…