Other drivers. Why can’t everyone just stay home so I can have the road to myself? 

Merlot? I’ve never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

Are you kidding? This is a joke article, right?

That’s perverse!

Maybe it’s because everybody hates the album?

Andy Dick though can go fuck himself.

Colin Mochrie might be pound for pound the funniest person to ever live and he deserves one million dollars for his Cameos.

I agree with everything she’s saying but my God she needs some new writers.  Every single one of her jokes just lands with a thud.  

I saw you on T.V. once. I remembered your name—from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you’re on Netflix now, that somehow the law doesn’t apply to you, that you’re above the law? Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y’know that little logo, the one that says “Netflix”? Well…

Great news—I was considering downloading episodes of this show illegally but I don’t wanna be a pirate!

I guess I’ll watch it because it’s on TV, although not yet.

“Wtf?! I keep pressing different buttons, but all he does is stand there and turn the other cheek!!”

I suppose I could find an image of a more badly proportioned car, but I seriously doubt it.  Yeesh.

Ah yes, my favorite Street Fighter character

The pillow guy says different.

I miss People of Earth.

You Get What You Give pretty much got me through my final year of high school. Along with ABBA Gold for some reason. It was a very stressful and confusing time.

Will they finally include the ride’s theme song?