And I wouldn't call Emmer's speaker bid "cinema" either...

That’s not fair!

New albums used to come out on Tuesdays. 

Is there a trailer in this article?

You didn’t not care, then?

But without any straight, white guys around, who is going be articulate enough on an intellectual level to explain rock and roll?

Yes. 100%

This man gets to be governor of New Jersey. Sorry. I don't make the laws...

What the hell is a “legal statement”?

He didn't really do anything. 

“We’d also like to know what ’N Sync is doing.”

There are MAYBE 5 good Aerosmith songs. 

He can do better. 

Normally I'm against movies being that long. This is an exception. Anything under five hours makes it feel like I'm being cheated. 

1. How is this possible?

Better than having the best title, but with a dogshit script and cast...

Or a potassium deficiency?

Eh, it’s always SOMEONE’S job on the broadcast team to wear the black hat and call out a subpar performance.

That logo lasted a LOT longer in San Francisco than it did on my phone’s home screen.

“Then Fox, who could have easily ignored...”