That’s just shitty. “I’m really insecure, so can you please stop doing your job or having fun?”

Or, you're always at work. 

“Why in the hell is the Academy giving thee Angela Bassett an honorary Oscar when they just had the opportunity to give her a real one less than four months ago?”

As much as I absolutely HATE the guy, Trump has never been “found guilty of rape.” You’ll want to be careful about that stuff.

I didn’t realize that it was a criminal trial.

It’s a song that’s both hard to sing and not very good. Might as well make some headlines. 

It’s a song that’s both hard to sing and not very good. Might as well make some headlines. 

He’s right. Like, 100% right. 

She’s not entirely wrong.

They both named the kid after DIFFERENT NBA players? Poor kid...

I was going to say, I’ve seen that video countless times. Kids these days...

I mean, nut milk kinda tastes like shit. So that's a minus in their column...

Because he looks like a guy who needs artificial scents to be able to tolerate his physical presence?

Yeah, finished scripts or not, I don't see how you can shoot without the writers...

“...psst, honey, do you REALLY want to know what the F stands for?”

It’s bad for the world. I hope that much is clear to everyone who doesn't have a financial interest in the opposite being true. 

Good! Maybe people will stop signing up to participate in this shit. 

Having attended many, MANY music festivals over the years, none of these clothes are practical for that purpose. 

He inquired about who would have to pay the extra penny when splitting the cost three ways. No WAY he’d pay $8 a month for Twitter.

Ugh. I can’t believe my unquenchable desire to rewatch The Wire for the 9th time is subsidizing this bullshit.