Right?! This one took me back to a simpler time...

They really should have noticed the Chinese flags on each one...

Thanks. I'm an idiot. Good looking out. 

You have a very odd idea of what it takes to be a “worthless asshole.” They're still both cool in my book, I suppose.

They already nominated a bunch of middling, derivative pablum for major awards. What else do you want?!

It’s nice to actually OWN something. A physical thing. Streaming is so... temporary. I have records that have histories apart from the content etched on them. It’s fun to think about.

Show up on time. How hard can it be? It's not like she was just getting off of a double shift at the local Chili's or something...

Serves them right for having such a terrible band name...

It’s a good list. Maybe I’m getting soft and accepting in my old age, but let ‘em all in. Sounds like a party...

I grew up there (Go Packers!). The whole state is basically a gun range that serves alcohol anyway. It works for them. 

You can encourage socially beneficial behavior without mandating it. Just like you can discourage the opposite without outlawing it. 

Maybe if the award was called Worst Picture.

Annoyed. You've annoyed me. Very different. 

Your mom sounds pretty stupid, honestly. Which makes sense. Apples, trees, and whatnot. Now fuck off. 

I actually liked law school, but the bar sucked. Definitely not for everyone. But she’s apparently not even going to law school.

“I haven’t seen the film so I can’t speak to Riseborough’s performance”

“Popcorn movie.” “Okay script.” “Decent direction.”

No.

You’re bad at reading. Go away. 

It was bad, and its inclusion for anything more than a “Jet planes! Cool! The 80s were fun!” nomination (Best Visual Effects) is an affront to the idea of even PRETENDING to recognize the artistic merit of filmmaking.