The LIV Tour used to stream the tournaments on YouTube, and nobody watched. Now they’re going to a network that most people forgot still existed.

Estates don't bring wrongful death lawsuits. Pet peeve of mine...

Must be nice for his critics to be able to turn down paychecks...

He would have been better off with "50 ways to leave your lover."

Singlehandedly?! This is George Santos erasure!

Don’t be so annoying, and people will include you(r idol) in stuff.

Yeah, it looks perfectly done for the cut. That’s how I’d cook it. Any more, and I would consider it TOO well-done.

Where the fuck did this guy get that kind of money? I doubt his fighting career was that prominent. Appearing on reality television can’t pay THAT much.

I HIGHLY doubt she’s the first transgender person ever executed in the US. We've executed a LOT of people here.

It’s annoying, sure. But probably not “destroy someone’s phone” annoying. More like “saying 'stop that shit’” annoying. 

“...and I’m a Scorpio..."

Dems in Disarray! Wait... what?

Yeah, it’s MORE embarrassing than sucker-punching someone. A slap? Over a bad joke? Guy's an embarrassment. 

Did he even know about any “medical issues”? Doubt it, and therefore not an excuse for such weird violence.

I mean, this Tate guy seems like a real piece of shit. But it's not like it was some novel insult.

“Jerk store” was a better retort.

If only his dad, Sid, didn't make a pass at Estelle Costanza...

Or sometimes we just pretend we did.

People who will sit there and wait for someone to leave when there are plenty of open spots father away... if they’re willing to walk the extra hundred feet. All while cars stack up behind them...

There’s only ever been ONE Queen of Christmas, Mariah, and SHE was a fucking virgin.