“...and I’m a Scorpio..."

Dems in Disarray! Wait... what?

Yeah, it’s MORE embarrassing than sucker-punching someone. A slap? Over a bad joke? Guy's an embarrassment. 

Did he even know about any “medical issues”? Doubt it, and therefore not an excuse for such weird violence.

I mean, this Tate guy seems like a real piece of shit. But it's not like it was some novel insult.

“Jerk store” was a better retort.

If only his dad, Sid, didn't make a pass at Estelle Costanza...

Or sometimes we just pretend we did.

People who will sit there and wait for someone to leave when there are plenty of open spots father away... if they’re willing to walk the extra hundred feet. All while cars stack up behind them...

There’s only ever been ONE Queen of Christmas, Mariah, and SHE was a fucking virgin. 

Maybe this line was a reference to MAN, truly the most dangerous game. 

Ah, Clarkson. His clownishly hyperbolic conservative act used to at LEAST have some wit to it. But he’s become a parody of his parody at this point. And not a funny one.

I still read all of his Defector stuff. Nothing like Clarkson, that’s for sure.

After watching Nikita drive a car, I'm assuming he crashed the yacht into the nearest rocky outcrop. Did they send in divers, or is the boat too cheap for that?

He’d be big in trying to get (defraud) everyone ELSE into crypto. Because by that point, he would have had no money. But definitely spot on. 

Get rid of the quality name, then get rid of the quality programming.

I’m pretty sure vandalism IS the only crime. The fact that it's a hate crime isn't a separate offense. Just enhanced. 

If I wasn't so tall, my jaw would have hit the fucking floor after reading that. 

Wait, what?! What did Kanye ever do to anybody? That’s so unfair!

Hasn’t most of the criticism come from that one actor who thought he should have been cast? Hardly much “controversy” there.