Is it that fucking hard to give someone a goddamn break?

He wanted Mi Cocina to see it. People sometimes post things they shouldn’t when they get frustrated. It’s really not that funny. And he definitely wasn’t hoping for this. But keep hanging on that “public forum” nonsense.

So fucking what? Everyone’s been a little on-edge recently. What, exactly, did he do to deserve such a public blood-letting? Did he berate the staff? Not as far as you or I know. All he did was send a mildly-complaining tweet tagging fucking Mi Cocina, which, apart from their Mambo Taxis or Sunset fajitas, is not…

Honestly, can we go easy on these folks? What, exactly, did they do to deserve this shit? Send a fucking tweet? My word. We’ve all been a bit on edge. Let it go. Show some fucking grace. 

I’ve dined in restaurants exactly twice. I found the least bad way, other than just not doing it, is to (a) wear your mask when you’re not eating, (b) order everything at once so as to limit your close-up interactions with the server, and (c) tip really well and get the fuck out of there. Also, bring your own pen.

Good. Now everyone who was complaining about Gone With the Wind being pulled can continue to put off actually watching it.

That bastard had the nerve to become a better person as he’s gotten older. How dare he?

Their existence. 

I mean, if people think that cops wouldn’t respond differently depending on who gives them a literal free lunch, I offer the above video into evidence as “Exhibit 1.”

Washing machine, but only if there’s also a dryer.

They just can’t help themselves, can they? But I’m pretty sure that, despite (because of?) this, she’s still the odds-on favorite to win the seat. 

It’s a hell of a racket. Have you seen your local police budget?

It’s hard to thank somebody loud enough for them to hear when that somebody is crushing your wind pipe with their knee. Or forearm. Or beat stick. 

Wow that’s a ba-da-ba-ba-bad joke. 

I know a lot of places that do that. It is good business practice, kind of like comping the local mob boss’s meal. 

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

That’s what happens when you try to order a goddamn liter of cola. Stupid cops.

Who the fuck stacks Oreos like that? It’s a recipe for disaster.

The good old fashioned hot dog is truly the People’s Sandwich. Long may it reign. 

Jessie Ware is a woman of many talents.