Jessie Ware is a woman of many talents.

I have been subscribing to HBO Now for quite some time. Now I’m paying $15/month to NOT watch it.

You’re going to give me the “benefit of the doubt”? Gee, thanks. Must have been agony deciding whether or not to bestow upon me the benefit of the fucking doubt.

I imagine a lot of these cops have trouble getting out of bed in the morning (either from bad backs or repressed self-loathing), so probably easier to slap the cuffs on.

Strangely, the header image is exactly what they both look like when engaged in intercourse.

I’m sure these unofficial policies were completely unrelated and put in place by individual “bad-apple” assistant managers throughout the country and don’t reflect the broader culture of acceptance and diversity that has always been at the heart of Anthropologie.

but it’s always been unclear what separates an album from a record

For the last episode, will they have a montage of every “perp” on the show who was eventually exonerated? 

This is your periodic reminder that these people wouldn’t be famous at all if nobody watched this shit. 

I guess it’s better to out yourself and apologize first? As opposed to getting outed (perhaps by somebody acting in bad faith?) and then being forced to apologize.

Yeah, that seems to be the lingering issue. 

All I can think of when I see this: “George Michael Bluth is a cool guy.” 

I was gonna say, just go in reverse really fast and then slam on the brakes. It’ll tumble right out.

In his defense, I think he might actually be telling the truth for once.

No, I definitely don’t want to hear from him. He never does any good. He’s King Midas, but with shit instead of gold.

Yeah, we’re way past the point where his words would do one lick of good. It’s because he’s not (and has never been) a leader. He’s just some asshole a shockingly large percentage of people who look like me put their long-simmering rage at their own inadequacies behind.

I used to think that those Oval Office, soothe-the-nation speeches were somewhat pointless. Harmless, but pointless. No longer.

They sure as shit got Texas right. Not sure about Georgia, though. 

Based on this story, I’d say it’s not the actor who is insecure. 

Watched “We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen” for the first time in a few years yesterday. Does that count?