+1 staged workout for the show

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

“Responsa-damn-bility”

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

notakebacksyoutouchhimyoukeephim

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

DONT WORRY FELLAS I GOT THIS

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

Hi there Aubrey

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

No. I don’t know anything about NFL contracts or contract negotiations either, so I have no opinion one way or another.

I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

This is Deadspin. Sports clips from Sports Clips.

I think it might be Ashley’s new home. And I for one welcome our new overlord.

No, sorry.

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

Jeah-ghazi.