+1 staged workout for the show

People lie about reading books for the same reasons that motivated you to write that comment.

“Responsa-damn-bility”

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

notakebacksyoutouchhimyoukeephim

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

DONT WORRY FELLAS I GOT THIS

Exactly! That’s how an umpire should tell a ballplayer not to do something without making the incident about the umpire. Even the umpires at the Little League level are more fundamentally sound.

Hi there Aubrey

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

I just can’t watch these without my sphincter reflexively tightening and my stomach fluttering. You think I would have learned by now not to do this to myself. Apparently I am incapable of learning.

No. I don’t know anything about NFL contracts or contract negotiations either, so I have no opinion one way or another.

I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

I have to commend his multi-dimensional mind for being able to even come up with that. It boggles my very straightforward, not very artsy brain to even imagine creating something like that.

I also think Ledger’s Joker is such a amazing product of its time. You can argue the Joker is first and foremost, an agent of chaos but what makes that really scary is the raw idealism behind it. He’s willing to die on several occasions just so that he can carry forth a message and a worldview that is opposite…

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