but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....

When you hold your breath, you have about 150mg of oxygen in the liter of air in your lungs. (Plus or minus your actual lung capacity.) But if the pressure drops to 35000ft altitude, the same volume now had much less air, and you are physically unable to keep that air in your lungs. By the time you exhale enough to…

Look dear I know I’ve already worked a 100 hrs this week, the boss really needed me. but tonight I promise to be home on time. I know it’s our daughter’s birthday and we’ve all she’s got.

Thee

I disagree 100% with that email, but if it’s worse than things your uncles (Chuck or otherwise) post on Facebook, you’ve got some pretty tame uncles.

I think you’re talking about the wildly popular “Sad Michael” meme. Its quite the rage on the World Wide Web. This is the image they commonly use for it:

Here’s an article that mentions a few.

a protoplanet roughly the size of New Jersey

Or you can use the popular alternative:

Plus this one:

I don’t think his image can be captured using convention(al) cameras.

Holy shit! Is that really PFTCommenter in the background of that top pic?

starred for the fresh and clean reference.