I’m convinced Deadspin writers give you & guys like Madoff, an outline of what they’ll be posting on a given day so that you can conjure up funny replies. It’s a conspiracy.

Token non-voter here, it doesn’t matter who wins.

Trump is a Reptilian.

So moral of the story, you’ve been to County Jail before?

2017 Russia: Controls acting US President.

This game is for chronic masturbater’s w/ ADHD.

Big difference in the games of Football here: you can’t use your hands.

Tom Ley look like evil McLovin.

People want to act like the NFL in the early 21st Century was any different. Definitely was fucking not - was actually worse in terms of blindside and helmet to helmet hits, people just have hamster brain memory and only worry about busting their next nut on their smart phone and getting hella likes.

The NFL is getting exposed and so is the United States, not surprising because both systems are flawed and run by morons.

HaHa everything’s a fucking joke, right Chuck?

More or less what Ohtani did to narrow decision:

Did you just call the game...a match? Someone ban this account and send it to hell, please.

Kaep’s career #’s for tits and jiggles.

I know nobody cares about anybody else’s fantasy team(s)...but this is very interesting and telling of how bad offense has been in the NFL this season.

Bill O’Brien gets a free pass to suck the rest of the season. The promise that the team showed under Watson was real, bring on 4-12 I say if I’m in that front office.