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Of course it does. I've been commenting here for four years and had my star yanked for calling out BS on exactly one occasion. Okay, maybe two, but still. YAY GRAY!

I agree. These pics are not that highly retouched at all. (The dismembered knee is odd.) Lena's points are dead on. Wow, I was not expecting to ever feel this way towards Lena Dunham or Vogue. What next? I like peplum?

My husband is not incarcerated and he's never "liked" or regramed (is that a thing? Spell check says no) anything I've done on social media. I think he left a comment on my blog once in 2011. Maybe these guys wouldn't be "social" on the outside either. Someone recently told me he left Facebook because it was all

Wow, that is a great way to put it. My blog is actually my job and I'm under contract to write it, so the "that's what you get for being out there" thing is particularly annoying. It's the online equivalent of telling women to wear burqas.

Thanks. My Google is still screwed. They put me on their "registry" but then again, it only has like 6 people and Katherine Heigl is one of them. I don't like my picture up there, but Katherine softens the blow!

When I saw your gif and first sentence, I was like, "noooo, they've followed me here!" They troll my blog relentlessly. It's let up in recent months, but we're talking about a single blog post (that I had no idea would be offensive) in 2011. Yeah. Anyway, live and learn. Just to kind of add to the story, I have a

Thank you so much for legitimizing this problem. When the MRAs came after me a few years ago (I had never heard of an MRA or any of their world view) I was harassed and threatened to the point I moved. Like, I live in a different house now. The police took their reports, but it felt like I was complaining about an

Weekend at Britney's!

Oh, Lindy, I just want to give you a hug. xo

Oh yeah, I got promise rings from all three of my serious boyfriends before my husband. One guy proposed and I guess technically we were engaged for about 8 hours (under I sobered up over some Chinese food new year's day). I didn't get "for real" engaged until I was 26. Wow. That seemed old at the time - ha! Babies.

Ugh. The work I have to do around here. You may not like them or the terms they coin, but they are a bunch of "women" not "girls".

Wow, this woman's life fell apart five hours ago and it's on your left rail by the queefing article and pictures of cute elephants. Class all the way.

Did you see her on the Muppet Special last night. (Of course you did.) My husband had the AUDACITY to suggest she's not the best thing ever. I think he was just trying to make me feel better, like I'm the main lady in his life or something, like there are no ladies above me in the hierarchy of his heart. I was like,

What I don't get is why it's okay for him to urge abortion for this fetus and be the good guy, but it's reprehensible for her to go to another state with it. (I can see attitudes changing after birth.)

You must be pretty self-hating to waste all the time you have trolling "fat girls" on the web. Maybe if you put that kind of energy into your career seeing as you *are* at work, after all, you'd feel better about yourself. Feel better, Disillusion.

Fuck yeah.

I can understand wedding showers being coed, but no, I don't feel like opening a breast pump in front of your husband.

Yup. Two of the names I used are on there. We should ironically fist bump.

Yeah, that one's kinda stupid. Paisley, though, is actually popular.

I know two kids named Beatrix, three Cleos and one of almost every one of the girl names. I have a Stella myself! These are great and such, but this is really what people are naming their kids (as opposed to this being an avant-garde suggestion list).