Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

No, no—I think RackYop has a point: there is a great deal of outrage here over a split-second photo of a guy who looks more like he’s dancing than humping anything.

Right? Ever since I heard about this I thought what? Why not an Amazon? Or Hera to the Bull Zeus. Or I dunno literally anything that is not completely infantilising.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

i’ve no identify crisis, and nether does Racheal (according to her). But we all mock her. Irony? We applaud Caitlynn Jenner but we mock Rachel Doleza? What am I missing here?

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

I’m really impressed they’re that savvy and protective of their privacy.

It seems to just be girls doing it - it’s probably supposed to be cute and coquettish, or something. Like how Japanese girls (stereotypically) cover their mouths when giggling?

The most logical conclusion to which I arrived is that they recognize that facial recognition is A Thing and that pictures on the Internet never go away, so by hiding their faces they can hopefully prevent embarrassing questions in future job interviews.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

So there’s going to be a full investigation, right? Or is this guy gonna say he’s sorry and peace out?

Good.

I really hope the next Democratic President considers Sally Yates for the Supreme Court. She looks like the only professional in this entire mess and should be rewarded for it.

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…