I still have not heard a valid argument as to WHY, exactly, these things are not the same. I believe in trans rights and vote left of left, but it is still not clear why this woman borrowing oppression is really any different than when, say, Caitlyn Jenner, having enjoyed the privilege of being a man, decides late in…

Incorrect. All white guys are named Steve.

So what is the “enemy” specifically- the camera pointed directly at him that lets him speak, uninterrupted or modified for an hour straight at a moment’s notice? It’s not like the press gets an exclusive of his words, then reprints them falsely. HE LITERALLY SAYS THE SHIT.

My dad is a Trump supporter of the sexist variety (it’s like an alcoholic picking a drink; he’s here for the delightful lady-hating). Before that, when I was growing up, he was a violent, abusive, scary man married to my bitter, bi-polar mother. Even though he made a relatively decent living as a car salesman, our…

Um, Trump will nuke us in 2 seconds flat. The fact that I have to wonder if my own president will nuke me speaks volumes.

I love it in CA, but I’m just not ready to not have the constitution. Or not drink beer on the 4th of July.

Thank you for saying this! I don’t know what else to do. Some ladies of color were super pissed at me the other day (they sat out on the march, I went) and told me to go “reflect” with my people about the 53%. I don’t even know who to reflect with! I live in LA! It’s not like I have a knitting circle with Trump…

Evanston isn’t a small town. It’s basically the northern tip of Chicago, especially south Evanston. Not to be contrary - just making the point that apparently cops are racist everywhere and given the recent news on CPD, this isn’t surprising in the least, is it?

Maybe the holidays are stressful, lots of people are stuck in abusive relationships and really, what is the benefit of turning the plane around?

Awesome. I’ll just let my Church know they’re supposed to house 200 people for the night.

Oh great. I have three daughters. While they won’t be able to get an abortion or expect to earn as much money as men, yay they might be killed in war now. Fuck everything, actually.

I told my husband I was buying a rug on the internet just now. Um. The Jill-Stein-Might-Save-Us-Rug. Shit. Now I gotta find a rug.

Oh. Now we see him. I don’t think you need to go on a whole date with this guy to know he’s creepy, not masculine and might fetishize your accessories.

“If only that made a difference when a rich man doesn’t like the content...”

No. FUCK that guy. He hid behind his celebrity in order to take advantage of innocent people. Lots of abusers were abused, tub that doesn’t excuse it. I’m not usually a fan of kicking a dead person, but fuck, he deserves it. Sorry. Fuck Michael Jackson.

Screaming, steamed carrot must have been 2015. Good times.

I thought Hot Felon died. Why did I think his wife killed him or something? Was that a different Hot Felon?

Ahem . . Doogie Inside-the-house-er.

I hate that I can't let my kids see the last bit with the helium trick. People die from doing that. Sorry, gotta be a buzzkill. Otherwise, this is great!

My favorite fact is that I see through peoples' bullshit very clearly. I only speak my mind about 5% of the time because unless someone is harming someone or hurting the world I guess, or just really getting on my nerves, I keep my mind in mind. What's the point of just randomly pointing at every person like it's the…