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I just laughed for a full minute about the UPS one. Please let her get pissed at the train system next.

I do an alternate schedule - 2 vax max per visit. There is certainly room for gray.

Chicago bros are called chads. #90sfacts

I can't show this to my five-year-old. She'll be begging me for that doll.

The dad sounds terrifying. The girl lied because she was afraid of him - the type of man who would shoot a kid in the head.

Hey! What a cowink! I look everyone in the eye and I also used to sell cars. Not sorry for any of it . . . and I'm probably not that likable. There are worse things.

Congratulations, Lindy! I now demand you burn down the wedding establishment as you shuffle through the experience. #1, why are wedding dress sizes so out of whack with regular sizes? #2, Passive-aggressively having the ceremony far away from gross relatives *is* the polite way to decline for them. Etcetera.

Yeah, and der Kinder. Even a neutral word for kid is masculine. All babies are manly!

This seems like the right place to ask this question. I have a new friend who is trans, but she is very unhappy. She is very depressed. A lot of it has to do with some legal stuff she has going on with her ex and a situation with her employer, but I wonder if some of it has to do with the hormones.

It seems like *some*

Miles is John Gosslin to me.

We have a problem. The order of events would have to be Tangled before Little Mermaid since Rapunzel's homecoming was the event that the Frozen parents were going to when they sank (the ship which Ariel explored later).

Problem: The story of The Little Mermaid in book form sits on a side table in Rapunzel's library.

And then the thoughts they think about the selfies are the girls' fault. Always. Because everything is the girls' fault.

Great point. You are totally correct. I got some shit for writing as much once, but here's that if you're interested:

Where do they even get these ideas? If Adam Lanza was so isolated and literally the only person he speaks to is his mom, why the hate? They said he spent a lot of time online and communicated through a pseudonym. Maybe he picked up some junk in the underbelly of the internets.

Did you read the part of the article where apparently Adam had written an article on his computer called, "Selfish". Yeah, it was about how selfish women are, despite the fact his mother was doing everything for him at the time. He sounds a little, dare I speak the name . .. em-are-ay, if ya get me.

Thank you, amen times ten. Peter Lanza didn't even see the kid for the two years prior to the shooting and now he swoops in telling stories about playing Legos with him and how he was a model father. Nope!

Hell to the yes. I used to annoy all my friends with my shows. Guess where I live? Sweet home . . . SHOWCAGO.

We're an irritating bunch.

Seriously. Every religion has their extremes and their low points. Look at the Crusades, or hell, the "Christian" GOP who strips our rights one day at a time. If you want to be mad at religious men hellbent on controlling lady folk, look at the people we elect and lay off the Turks, thanks.