I'm caught in a weird situation. I agree NEVER READ THE COMMENTS! I also work for a blog network that really, really (reeaaaaallllly) encourages us to interact with the commenters. That's great on a day when you have a sob story everyone loves, but bad on a day when you actually have something to say about the world.

I'm sorry, they are only Scotts because they are Steves at heart. Never trust a Steve!

PS- I'm going to stop commenting if everything I say is still gray. I have been reading and commenting here for YEARS. Jez, you even wrote an article about me once and linked my blog. WTF?

There was an interesting/terrifying case not too long ago about parents who were prosecuted for taking rather innocent, ordinary pictures of their kids in the bathtub. They didn't even put them online, they just took them to be developed at a regular photo place and boom, jail.

Agreed. Be gracious with what you get and don't throw a big party to begin with if you're so strapped. It's not a fundraiser, it's a celebration.

If you need cash so bad, then save yours and don't have a wedding.

You've got a great point, but I wish everyone who didn't toe the line would meet the same justice. For example, last week the EPA approved higher levels of an herbicide that it admits causes human health problems.

http://now.msn.com/monsanto-can-r…

The EPA admits in their own documents that glyphosate causes kidney…

So . . . no one thinks it's weird that this guy is being undone by a single person? I don't care about his personal life. I don't care if he texted this girl with one hand and rocked his baby with the other. It's none of our business - it's between him and his wife. Are we holding gay politicians to this same…

Opposite problem here! I thought my baby wasn't that cute for a long time. I was post-partumy for a while though. Now I look back at pictures of her when she was a baby and think how Gerber-baby she was. Literally, perfect. WTF was wrong with my eyeballs?

I think she's trying to say she super enjoys the banging, once it gets going. Gotta say, been there.

I find this pile-up rather obtuse. She makes a great point. Making up excuses to avoid physical intimacy with your partner will affect your relationship. Either deal with shit head on as to WHY you don't wanna get on with yo jiggy or just do it already. Withholding affection is not healthy, it's controlling.

I like Piper and Morgan! I have no idea why I give those a pass and not the others. "Girl" names on boys I like are Tracy and Shannon. Love!

Fuckpolio Ann or Fuckpolio Lynn?

Omg, facepalm. I never understood why people named their daughters stuff like Reagan, Blake, Harper etc.. They seem so manly. I have two daughters with girly names and all of a sudden I'm like DUH. They're pretty, but I had not considered sexism and their future opportunities. That sucks.

While I politically agree with everything you have to say, it pisses me off when car salesmen are the butt of these types of remarks. How about just anyone shady in sales?

Okay, so what's the deal with my comments? I was a starred commenter in the old days, I've even been featured on this site and my last comment was "recommended" by several people, yet nothing I say appears?

Okay, so what's the deal with my comments? I was a starred commenter in the old days, I've even been featured on this site and my last comment was "recommended" by several people, yet nothing I say appears?

Why is everyone calling this guy a 12-year-old? That stunt was nasty. If she fake-snotted all over her face and wiped it on her boob, that would have warranted ridicule.

This seems to really hit low hanging fruit. Find flattering clothes? Get your period? Maybe I'm just too old for this site anymore.

"then we all fill our figurative eye-diapers with faux-outraged joy-poo."