Nuke all allies from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I’m pretty sure Hazard Owen’s statements about Goldberg being misconstrued should carry a little more weight when evaluating how to fairly interpret what Goldberg said since, you know, she was there and conducted the interview.

Oh, I’m well aware that the “flooded the entire Earth” bit is nothing more than propaganda; too many other cultures have the exact same story for it to be unique. I should have been more specific in my phrasing, indicating that by the source of their own beliefs, only a very small group of humans survived in the Ark.…

This is so dumb.

Admittedly, my social life consists of conquering the world on Crusader Kings II, but . . . I’m not seeing a lot here to complain about. I mean, yeah, the homophobia-is-a-symptom-of-repressed-gay-status was officially played off by American Beauty, but mostly I see the corny guy who kind of knows he’s corny in those…

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Counterpoint:

How dare you not walk around the street like this

This is so true.

So Sanders is advocating at a shareholder meeting, that Wal-Mart, a company running on thin margins, should pay employees significantly more per hour, which would reduce earnings per share and the value of Wal-Mart shares? .... Good Luck

Go back to the collective commune Bernie.... your little red book is out of date.

Funny how we have dozens of places increasing minimum wages (some to even higher than $15) now, and yet no Big Macs have doubled in price. Its almost as if you don’t know that labor isn’t the singular variable that determines the price of a thing...

After the last 4 decades of American (global really, if you take a gander across the pond, especially considering the last decade or so) politics you think the fact that there’s more context to the totality of Bernie’s position than just his lttle 3 minute speech matters? That this will somehow stop a meaningful chunk…

Of course Bezos doesn’t get to decide. Neither does Bernie, even if he is elected.

Okay, then don’t subsidize it. The company is under no obligation to pay you more for near-useless work. Remove the government assistance if you’re mad about subsidizing it. The company can simply lay the employee off..Or is your next argument going to be prohibiting them from doing that and forcing them to employ…

I vote for “Splinter only cares and reports on the Sanders campaign” personally.

“The concerns of workers, not just stockholders, should be part of board decisions,”

It’s really not that absurd, when the task you’re doing full time could be done by a computer..Or have you never seen a self-checkout kiosk at a grocery store? “I SHOULDN’T NEED GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE WHEN I WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK AS A GREETER AT WAL-MART!” is the dumbest fucking claim I’ve heard in the past ten years.

Sanders: “Add hourly workers to your board of directors!”

Being white and pretty didn’t seem to help her much.