Yeah, I don't get the outrage. "Just" $142k? I mean, it's not like it's $50 and a band-aid, but it's not like they removed her skin either. I don't know the going market rate for uterii though

Our top feminist scienticians are currently hard at work in the Tumblr labs working on a cure for slut-shaming.

Yes! Not even joking, I was watching a rerun of Boy Meets World last night, and there was an episode where Cory accidentally electrocutes himself and goes back to the 50s, and even from his place of privilege, it sucked, because everyone was terrified about looming nuclear war.

I'd like to adjust the quotes in this headline for no particular reason.

Ken, you need to go away. Your funny attempt at trying to expose "hypocrisy and duplicity" is so misinformed it is pathetic. Feminists don't "despise male desire". Feminists work to expose a double standard between men and women. They work to secure equal rights for women in the face of cultural norms that suggest…

I always make a very attractive sim (usually female) with traits that will help her achieve a lifetime wish. Then I find her a mate (or make her one) that is also attractive and has good traits for a lifetime wish. Then I make them have perfect little children in perfect little houses. I am a super boring sims…

Dear God: I know my baby kitties are awesome, and that heaven would be a much better place if they were hanging out there, pooping on your heavenly carpets and chasing all the beams of light you have up there, but if you let both of them live to be at least 24 (although 38 would be better), I'll never take your name…

Tip 3: Profit!

Individually, no, but when it represents a cultural way of looking at bodies and desirability, yes. Well, not shamed, but unpacked. I do think you're highlighting something really salient that gets overlooked — the idea that we all think, hey, our preferences are our preferences, we like what we like. But preferences…

She's told me many times that honesty is for clients. "A bad liar is a bad lawyer."

I don't like to use the obvious generalization about lawyers, what with being married to one, but you must be one hell of a fucking lawyer. Round peg, round hole.

To anyone scrolling by: Read it, even though it's long.

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this as much as I am... but I am. This is hilarious.

You were one scary fucking kid. However, no one can argue with that reasoning. Where should I call in case I need an attorney in the future?

The Daily Prophet is so clearly based on the Daily Mail. I almost wish they had internet in the Wizarding World just so I could see Rowling's take on the Sidebar of Shame...

If that were truly the case, wouldn't the boycott would have started prior to the recent adoption of Sharia law?

"The foot of the bed." - Rachel Green, 1994.

Or maybe "I do not condone" actually means "I have no problem with what he said but I know I'll lose you if I say that so I will couch it in other terms while I switch my focus to what's really bothering me."