You know what is really fucked up about this?

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

I’ve been sexually harassed by a humanities professor who used to buy me alcohol when I was underage and say Don Drapery things to me. I was into it at the time, but he was like 45 and I was 18. I know I wasn’t the only girl he did this with: I know that he cybered with one and actually slept with another. I saw him…

Does this show remind anyone else of this:

His ID wasn’t fake, in the end. And even if it had been fake, this would have been excessive (excessive isn’t even a strong enough word!) The wrongful and violent arrests of black men is an epidemic. I can’t even imagine how scary it is to be a black man in the U.S. (Canada has this problem too, but I think to a…

I live in the area. The ABC is indeed racist as fuck.

Because sometimes you want a couple of beers and no food. This is a grown-up thing. No one gets wasted. You just talk and relax. In Europe and large portions of the Northe-East this is a common after-work activity. Does that help? Or does your Puritan upbringing preclude believing in such utopias.

I hope Martese holds out for a better settlement than the UVa student who thought she was being held up at gunpoint but was, rather, being arrested for carrying a case of sparking water out of the supermarket that the VABC geniuses thought was something alcoholic. Elizabeth Daly was scared. Martese Johnson was injured…

A bunch of small suits don’t help in isolation. You’re rolling the dice on a very small chance of an officer being held accountable for his actions. But the national trend towards accountability can’t HURT.

Not related to Mr. Johnson’s claim but I always think that “Virgina is for lovers” really should have an asterisk attached considering they fought interracial marriage and marriage equality every step of the way, including SCOTUS in the case of the former (Loving v. Virgina).

Take the VABC for all they have. There was literally no reason to respond the way they did.

Look at the Civil Rights Act of 1871. It’s Section 1983.

Virginia is just Florida with worse beaches.

I personally knew someone who did this to her child. But it was fecal matter. Apparently, one of her kids was actually born sick, and she liked the attention so much she started poisoning the others. (Incidentally, she was also a mommy blogger.)

Frankly, I’m not opposed to banning stuff like grinding at school dances. When I was a teenager, I cannot tell you how many times a boy came up on me in a dark gymnasium and started touching me in ways I didn’t like. And I was too young, too frightened and too confused to assert boundaries. And this is happening on…

You have no idea how many people they interviewed before they got the four responses they wanted.

I think part of it’s just that these policies are totally meaningless to people out of context. If you just told me a democrat wanted to cut corporate tax and gave me no additional context, and I didn’t already know a lot about corporate tax, I would assume there was a reason for it. And in conjunction with the plan…

this satire is next-level great and i love you for brightening my day

Dear god, but that’s a horrible tax plan. Corporate tax is basically nothing. How could you possibly cut it any more than it’s already cut? How could you think that’s Clinton’s plan?

Ladies: if a man asks to see your Hymen, show him your ancient greek amphora depicting Hymen, the Greek god of weddings. If he is a classics scholar, this should satisfy him. If it does not, proceed to beat him with your amphora.