I was more referring to the dead relative thing.

What’s more romantic than watching your boss jerk off into a plant??? American women JUST DON’T GET IT!

Of course it’s a game of Monopoly that destroys their existence. Just as the Good Lord and Parker Brothers intended.

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

I mean, if you need to strangle him with your bare hands now, I’m sure we can crowdsource a decent alibi.

You can literally die any day at any moment by anything ranging from being hit by a bus or having a freak aneurysm. Save as you will, but if you’re missing out on things you’d like to do/experience now thinking you’d be able to do them in the future anyways, just be warned.

When I was *checks current age and location* ... 35 years old I was picking my nose in my parent’s spare bedroom.

I just saw a news piece about a high school football team in Maine - Their coach told them to taunt the a player on the opposing team because he has two moms. The players refused to participate in the coach’s plan and complained to school administrators. The coach lost his job. That story made me feel I bit more…

She has a science room. And reads the MIT Department of Materials Science and Engineering for funsies. She named her experiment after the Greek goddess (Titan) of fresh water.

Or, here’s another thing to consider: I, for example, share an apartment with two other people. Yes, we have a kitchen, fridge, and pantry. But it’s not big enough for 3 people to keep all their own stuff. Getting things pre-measured means I don’t have to throw out produce because it goes bad before I can eat it, or…

I don’t know if you actually read his whole post, but that’s not all he said. He talks about his initial terrible justifications for his behavior and how he felt indignant at the accusation and after speaking with several people he realized he was the one in the wrong, and that he is in counseling to try to correct…

TBH, unless I know them personally, when I hear a man say that he wants a “smart and strong woman” I always translate that to “I want a woman that others see as smart and strong so that they will think better of me, but I don’t actually want her to upstage me in any way.”

HThe irony is that there are plenty of women who would be into a dude with money regardless of what he looks like. McClure is either too lazy to find them or he gets off on foisting himself on unsuspecting women. (My guess is the latter.)

I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.

Who are the Cleveland Indians?

“I want advice so I can ignore it and still complain about my problem.”

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

When Polyjuice Potion goes wrong.

Me neither.