From NJ and that was my thought as well -- is not crawl space

“John Wayne Gacy” is the first thing I thought when I saw the title.

I’m not on the left coast and that’s what I thought, too! But it sounds like they’re describing an attic? A crawl space is scary, probably has no windows, and is where serial killers keep the bodies. An attic is not ideal but may be do-able.

Maybe this is a regional dialect thing, but out here on the Left Coast a crawlspace is the area under the house, above the dirt but below the floor. What he’s in would be either an attic, a chase, or an old mechanical room, although it’s hard to determine which of those things it is from the photos.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

He is. Would bang. Repeatedly.

Barb is dead. She was monster food. Mystery solved.

2017?!??!?! THATS SO FAR AWAY

What about the intense war between washcloth users and non-washcloth users?

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

a) 28 is not too old to do anything.

I read it and thought that somehow a Clinton was working for Fox News. I’m weird too.

coming out of somewhere

That it shouldn’t justify his execution.

I’m actually surprised by how much snark she is getting for this. I thought it was super cute. She reminded me of my mom, who happens to be a) a terrible/adorable teller of jokes and b) a total badass you would do well not to cross.

Let’s be honest. Most Americans can’t even speak English correctly and still criticize foreigners.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

Their Yelp page has a number of posts from people describing their attempt to extort positive reviews as well as price gouging and other shenanigans.

Maybe they just have to look around harder for that Missingno.

No one feels bad for the cardinals.