Preach!

Hahahaha nooooo!! It's to give tutoring sessions to children

I was dating a guy that I thought was amazing. He was funny and smart, and we were together for almost a year, when I came to the slow realization that he didn't give a shit about me.

Poll: if you start working for someone (just 2-3 hours a day), and they are traveling but want you to come with them and continue working 2-3 hours a day while you are both in Fiji/Bahamas/whatever, how much do you expect to be compensated?

Buuuuuurt I found out earlier and noooooooo :'(

I almost hung up the phone on her, I was so mad.

I told my mother that she better keep her mouth shut if I ever get married when she told me she hated Kate Middleton's wedding dress. "It was so boring and awful!" she said. "Now, Princess Diana's dress, THAT was a nice wedding dress."

It is pronounced Noo-tella... At least, it is in Italy, where it's from

Truth hurtz, with a z. So edgy. You know what else hurts? Getting set on fire.

And there's a surprise 3rd dog at the end!!!

I just watched one of his videos, and then watched how he shoved a Q-Tip up his urethra. I am a woman and I CRINGED SO HARD and I'm 99.9% sure I will have nightmares about this

So you are Maria B...

I don't even think I would recognize the band...

I had a heart attack because when I clicked on the article, the first thing I saw was "Laura Beck (RIP)". AAAaaaaahhhh.

I also have bad eczema! I've been able to keep it mostly at bay by drinking tons of water, using lots of steroid creams and smearing myself in Aquaphor, but it'll still get nasty in the winter. I'm in my 20's and I still don't shower every day, because it'll make my skin FREAK OUT. Good luck to your little one... It's…

Pues normalmente 5 dólares, o sea unos 43 pesos argentinos... I don't think they're very expensive in Argentina! ;)

30 USD or 30 ARS? Because 30 Argentine Pesos = $3.50 .....

Haha, of course not! But that was what he told me. "I feel bad dating a woman who's smarter than I am." I was like, what are you talking about? He said, "You know, smarter than I am. You went to grad school and I didn't."

"Feminist" Boyfriend

When I got my IUD, I started to black out and then shit myself. I had enough time to weakly plead for a bedpan, and they barely got it there in time. I don't really remember much of what happened, but I am glad that the IUD worked the first time so I didn't have to go through that twice!!