I'm going to have to sleep for years to get Bob Filner out.

Damn it, OED. STOP TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN

I second the bath idea! Take a long bath while listening to your jams. Order a pizza and drink a bottle of wine while watching Bridesmaids. And make your gentleman friend a welcome home cake, just to be all cute when he gets back :)

Why did my picture not attach?!

Or anything that involves blackface!! (Or brownface, as the case would be...)

Bud Light Lime is the guy you went back with to his place, only to watch him cry into his pillow over his ex.

As someone who's read all of Don Quijote (in the original Spanish!), I would like to say I don't think you quite understand what "quixotic" means...

THANK YOU!

So it's like Nightmare before Christmas. And John Boehner is Jack Skellington.

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

What grade level/age do you teach?

Here's an article about a female matchmaker in China! I actually really liked her perspective.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…

THIS IS SO GOOD http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/2011/11/06/one…

Beat me to it!

I'm scared of Michelle, too. You know this whole "drink more water" campaign thing... waterboarding

THANKS OBAMA.

A few months ago, I was dumped by my ex. After three days of not leaving my bed, crying my eyes out and eating Chinese, my best friend came over to my house, ripped the blanket off, and said to me: I will not stand to see you love someone else more than you love yourself.

Reading medieval Spanish literature while eating a Chipotle burrito :) Yay for Saturday!

Bad translation, because "genio femenino" = female temperament

When I started going through puberty, my mother suddenly freaked out and wouldn't let me wear anything. I was barely 100 pounds and she bought me women's size 10 or higher, and told me it was so people wouldn't notice my boobs. She also refused to let me wear anything sleeveless so my shoulders couldn't be seen.