Obligatory post of one of my favorite prank calls.

“He, who is both man and DIVINE”

Even people who don’t like the game can’t deny it’s technical brilliance. You can say with total objectivity that it is one of the most ambitious games of all times, and successful in accomplishing what it sets out to do. It’s something that years from now people will be studying in game development classes.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

It’ll be that beyblade-esque abomination from Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass.

Well, we didn’t start the fire.

who is Ted the cat

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

And so the influx of Destiny 2 rumors post launch begins. Its going to be a wild 2-3 years.

really - its just water under the bridge at this point

Misty looks terrible! The rest I could deal with, but having grown up as a kid in the 90s, doing that to my first cartoon-crush is downright criminal.

Brock used to be built like a graveler, but now he’s barely a sudowoodo. He looks scrawny, yet pudgy. If he wasn’t still the tallest, he could almost pass for a machop.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Is being Uncle Ruckus a Thing now?

I think the Grimoire system was a result of lead writer Joe Staten leaving / being fired (I forget which) within the last year of the development cycle. He and his writing team likely had copious notes on the lore they’d developed and the remaining Bungie employees likely lacked the time and motivation to do anything…

I want a cookie! And a ninety-minute cut of Destiny lore!

she kind of reminds me of that one guy in high school who caught that one game-winning touchdown during the homecoming game of 1992 and comes back to the high school reunion 20 years later balding, unhappy, and still rambling about how the homecoming game of 1992 was the best day of his life.

Track: The Message | Artist: Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five | Album: The Message