Is being Uncle Ruckus a Thing now?

Sheridan Police. Arrest this guy. His Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

I think the Grimoire system was a result of lead writer Joe Staten leaving / being fired (I forget which) within the last year of the development cycle. He and his writing team likely had copious notes on the lore they’d developed and the remaining Bungie employees likely lacked the time and motivation to do anything…

I want a cookie! And a ninety-minute cut of Destiny lore!

she kind of reminds me of that one guy in high school who caught that one game-winning touchdown during the homecoming game of 1992 and comes back to the high school reunion 20 years later balding, unhappy, and still rambling about how the homecoming game of 1992 was the best day of his life.

Track: The Message | Artist: Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five | Album: The Message

Shades of Aunt Diane

Its the Witcher after all.

Is there a latino equivalent of ‘Uncle Tom’? Talk about a sell out; hope the state secretary of state job is worth the shame that will follow you forever.

Why is this on kotaku?

Swish Swish’s chorus is embarrassing and almost painful to listen to. Justin Bieber’s (phone wanted to autocorrect to wiener) Baby might even be more tolerable.

taylor swift is call of duty

A Rebellious Gnome.

Exactly! “Adults” didn’t go to Nazi Germany and kill terrible human beings left and right, they waited until the proper authorities arrived to sort out the whole thing. See I get it ;)

Amy Schumer is not funny. Like, not at all. Also, did you go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her? If so, great work.

Yes, but let’s not forget those terrifically edgy, comically ground-breaking Bud Light commercials she did with Seth Rogen, another genius who’s in the same league as Richard Pryor or George Carlin.

Clearly, this means that Chris Rock and Dave we underpaid if she could negotiate anywhere close to their pay. Chris Rock is magnitudes better than that woman, and Dave was the best comedian in the business for many years.