meh, those are some pussy tattoos right there.

how does she juggle work, being a mom, and her dad’s balls?

Or rather Florida is a state full of major swingers........amirite?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Make Ivanka fellate again.

More like Digital Suicide, amirite?

::groans:: sorry..

Solar Heliospace Implacement Technology.

Hold your horses. Clapping is triggering to some snowflakes. Please use jazz hands.

I also said WTF when I read that. Like...wut. I don’t understand why he would think he needed to pretend to be Black to go to medical school. It doesn’t seem like medical schools are shunning Indian people, now does it? I guess more of the same trickle down White Nonsense (TM) that claims Black people just get handed…

Poor baby, you deserved so much better.

Not trying to be a dick but it’s “Townville”. Townsville is a fictional city from the powerpuff girls

Really? No Shaq Fu jokes?

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)

i always say that...but invariably i’m hungry again in an hour.

I’ve smoked a joint in the bath a few times but believe me if I could do it in the shower, I would.

I will never have a boner again. Thanks, Donald!

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Are Getting a ‘Dinner Party Series’ On VH1

I want them to do some sort of regular show together. A travel show would be awesome.