Hold your horses. Clapping is triggering to some snowflakes. Please use jazz hands.

I also said WTF when I read that. Like...wut. I don’t understand why he would think he needed to pretend to be Black to go to medical school. It doesn’t seem like medical schools are shunning Indian people, now does it? I guess more of the same trickle down White Nonsense (TM) that claims Black people just get handed…

Poor baby, you deserved so much better.

Not trying to be a dick but it’s “Townville”. Townsville is a fictional city from the powerpuff girls

Really? No Shaq Fu jokes?

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)

i always say that...but invariably i’m hungry again in an hour.

I’ve smoked a joint in the bath a few times but believe me if I could do it in the shower, I would.

I will never have a boner again. Thanks, Donald!

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg Are Getting a ‘Dinner Party Series’ On VH1

I want them to do some sort of regular show together. A travel show would be awesome.

Poors!

I thought that this was going to be an article about a game wherein the male protagonist thinks he’s pregnant, because his wife is actually pregnant. And now I want that to be a thing.

Im hoping HOPING hoping to get on the new Rise of Iron raid in Destiny! If my damn fireteam could get their light levels higher.

Legion. Which, having not played WoW for a few years, is shocking good.

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.

so that’s what Rachel Dolezal has been doing....

My sister’s dick has a better story than Twlight.

Harambe never had a better love story than Twilight.

This deserves to be higher if only for leading to this