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“Based in Mexico.”

Nah, its only Bastion or Toblerone, the dwarf with turrets guy. So at least there’s a bit of suspense...Torbologna or Bastion? Who will it be this time? Stay tuned!

I think it’s clear that Reaper is gay. And Lucio is bi, for sure. Soldier 76 is bi-curious, but not ready to shoot his helix rockets in that direction. Mercy is asexual and doesn’t get what the big deal is, though it sometimes makes her a little sad. Mei is a robo sexual, though Zenyatta is a little old for her…

The important thing to consider in this discussion is that Zarya is the best and most fun tank to play as in Overwatch. Her Russian soldier skin is the best!

PLAY OF THE GAME

Well done. This deserves all the stars (and orbs).

Well fudge.

Hexer with cheese?

Tape creates left over crap that will accumulate dirt and grime and destroy the lens and audio port.

A “teleporting airplane”? That makes as much sense as “hopping car” or “surfing submarine”.

Pretty soon people will be bursting into flames on every street corner.

“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”

When I was watching the ID@Xbox indie reel all I can think about was if they were going to show Eitr again and hoping it comes out soon.

If it’s supposed to channel Dark Souls, it needs more rolling. Where’s the rolling? The guy’s not rolling off a cliff. He should do that after making a frantic silly gesture.

With his strategically hidden Norman Peenus

A game starring Norman Reedus with his Norman Feetus

Metal Gear Solid has gotten weird since I played last.