Hexer with cheese?

A “teleporting airplane”? That makes as much sense as “hopping car” or “surfing submarine”.

“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”

When I was watching the ID@Xbox indie reel all I can think about was if they were going to show Eitr again and hoping it comes out soon.

If it’s supposed to channel Dark Souls, it needs more rolling. Where’s the rolling? The guy’s not rolling off a cliff. He should do that after making a frantic silly gesture.

With his strategically hidden Norman Peenus

A game starring Norman Reedus with his Norman Feetus

Every character has two saying, one that the opposing team hears and one that your team hears. Mercy says “Heroes never die” when she’s on your team using her ult, and something that sounds like unintelligible German when its the opposing team.

Whatever you do, don’t look up the different classification levels of child sex abuse in the UK. I wish I could erase that shit from my brain.

Nah.

Kirby games have the best flavor text. Here’s my favorite, from Kirby & The Rainbow Curse.

Whoops! I’m on it.

I can’t tell if I’m missing a joke or this is the most generic comment of all time.

I like D.Va i think she is my favorite

Oh it’s VERY in-depth huehuehuehue

Well what were they expecting when they created this game?

Now put her in the game.

“Through practice and years of experience, these players’ movements and reaction times can occasionally appear unnatural (if not physically impossible) to those who may not have been exposed to that particular level of play before.”

Metal Gear Solid has gotten weird since I played last.