If you’re on PS4 I can help.

How long till mario hangs dong?

Uhh, I’m not sure how to feel about that. Oddly specific kink to have.

Did Sapkowski sign off on the Unicorn sex?

I’ll still mortal stroke you in the face

Fuck shadow priests, I will mortal strike your face in you fearing bastards

Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

Idk, 16 year olds can be real assholes

Better call the fucking thought police, comerade!!

Were they not adults at that time?

I liked Destiny 1 lore, sounds like it’s dead now :(

Pictured below: Officer #1

“Lisa: Ash is the perfect example of someone being so great at their job it doesn’t matter what they wear. He’s the Steve Jobs of Pokemon trainers.”

Wait, you mean I’m NOT a fucking badass...? NOOOO!!!!!!

Witcher 3 really is one of the best rpgs ever made. Can’t recall the last time an rpg MC made me thirst for more dialogue. The writing is so on point. Unicorn jokes aside, Witcher 3 deserves to be in the RPG Hall of Fame.

Didn’t read article. That being said, as a life long fan of metroid, I am super sad that I am not able to support or experience this and the upcoming Prime 4 metroid games due to financial problems (college is fucking expensive).

No, you’re not helping. Go suck on a railroad spike you waste of space

“This kind of shit happens all the time, to blonde women too. Around 50% of unarmed people shot by police are white, but most people couldn’t name one, because one aspect of the issue has become the whole issue (seemingly by design, and having the desired effect regardless).” The Ice Dragon, 09/01/17 9:17am

lol pathetic

*makes claims, places burden of proof on others*