Well, usually the reason for a sequel is more story. Since the game isn’t out yet we can’t really know what up with the story.

“Thicc”

Once quckplay died and ranked became the cool thing to do I sorta lost interest.

So you don’t mind people farting and burping at a restaurant or are you just cherry picking which social courtesies matter?

Your money also goes to unjustified overtime for cops, food and cells for prisoners, politicians miscellaneous desires, Cheeto Benito’s weekly mar-a-lago golf trips and a litany of other things that, if you had any logic, should piss you off more than this you mouthbreathing fuck faced shit eating worthless excuse for…

Jesus Christ, is the editor drunk? Holy grammatical errors batman!!

This. This forever.

Well pretty much all parents have their kids on minecraft so it’s different than, say, murder in games because there are ESRB labels telling you “this shit ain’t quite kosher for kids”

I mean, ring around the rosie is about the bubonic plague...

Actually, the right mushrooms can totally make you feel taller.

All I really know about my grandparents is they predicted my skin pigmentation by looking at my genitals soon as I was born.

My friend has a macaw. They are the single worst pet I’ve ever encountered in terms of apartment living. God damn thing shit on everything and screeched like a child being murdered often enough that I bought ear plugs.

I dont have a Facebook, I don’t have a twitter, I don’t have an instagram and I don’t understand people.

Sometimes I really, really wish i had a gaming PC. Not often, but this is one of those times.

I like to shout “get the fuck off my point” at my tv when playing For Honor. That’s about it. Though I will teabag you if you’ve murdered my 7000 times and I finally get a kill. Because I deserve it.

Everyone knows batman wins if he has time to prepare with kryptonite.

Gaunter O’Dimm is the perfect Walter Padick that Mathew McConaghey will never give us :(

Jamokes...? Really...?

What’s a book?

Holy balls, I really hope Dylan is a rhythm-based rpg following the life and times of Bob Dylan.