lol Jesus Christ what the actual fuck

Sssshhhh, it’s okay sweet prince. Dream of nothing but competent, attentive damage dealers who do not put themselves in danger at your own expense. Sweet dreams <3

After a decade and a half of almost always playing a healer I’d say you can throw conspiracy out the window and just call it reality.

I will be playing For Honor because I’m a masochist who likes being in abusive relationships with broken video games. Also, fucking patch the god damn PK on console already Ubisoft!

I will be playing For Honor because I’m a masochist who likes being in abusive relationships with broken video games. Also, fucking patch the god damn PK on console already Ubisoft!

Noope :|

If it’s a SNES mini I will throw a shit fit if super metroid isn’t on it.

B-but the fetuses and immigrants!!

Don’t you talk shit about OoT, I’ll fite you!!!

Mr. Bay would beg to differ.

I thought it was a transformer

Not surprisingly, however, the SNES classic will not include super metroid

Not surprisingly, however, the SNES classic will not include super metroid

Also, don’t feel forget you have a gun should you find yourself suddenly down a teammate.

Still not buying one till I can fuck it with VR.

Damn kids standing on your lawn again, pops?

Bonus points to doublexp for Coach McGuirk. God, I miss home movies...

Shit! I...I was under pressure!