Every single time I see this character’s name all I can think of is this

Slightly tangential: Once as a teen I decided to try jumping out of a moving car for fun so my friend’s girlfriend drives us down the street at about 15mph and when I jumped out I did not tuck and roll and broke something in my hand. Went home and played hours of guitar hero and never went to the doctor. A decade…

Na, I haven’t bought a Nintendo console since the GameCube lol.

I mean, I’m really enjoying it at the moment but I think the mileage will vary from person to person.

I wish I could play this but I can’t afford to drop cash on a switch and this game since I’m losing my job next month thanks to #layoffs

All Ze Grammatical Errors Shall Be Erradicated!!

I don’t really understand the logic in giving this character a faster, smaller version of a freakin ultimate.

I mean it IS called the switch...

I mean it IS called the switch...

Refined men need immersion

At first I was like “omg his dog helps him what a good boy!”

The fuck..?

Sober dwarves are often intolerant.

Flaming hot edge take

Ssshhhh, let the poor kid dream...

That Warlord is doing the lord’s work, fuck orochi mains (no offense to Heather tho :P)

Cartel if joking or serious

That’s an optimistic portrayal of 2024 tho.

Doesn’t sound like it changed much except for what quadrants of your belly button area you most want I show.

So much like Trevor it would be safe to say you’re a little ‘Crank’-y?