What - and I cannot emphasize this enough - THE FUCK.

I keep seeing comments about this “being 10 years ago why are we bringing it up???” etc. There’s not a single male driver now or a decade ago that would have missed a ride unless they did some kind of nude shoot. And anyone who thinks this couldn’t happen just as easily today is so naïve. This is sadly still a gross…

The recipe can be found here.

Dude on Crazy Delicious grilled an entire jerked watermelon to look like a ham. It even sliced like ham.

I think I’ll try these out for my now vegetarian daughter.

Kotaku with the tease header image, once again. You throw that up there and then drone on about shifty publisher business practices? Come on, Luke! 

> Valve will need to tighten that up (or take more frequent, direct action) if they want to avoid this becoming a larger problem in the future.

‘I came here to rant about it not being incredible genius but abject pseudo-intellectual nonsense.’

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

Mansion 1 was just too big, mansion 2 was too small, after it gained sentience mansion 3 constantly makes creepy comments about how you’re now inside it and it’s jusssst right and mansion 4 is being slowly moved through time to be the base of operations for a war 1000 years ago.

No, as I understand it short selling is selling people umbrellas you don’t have.

Short-selling is nothing more than predicting a stock will go down rather than up.

They made their bets, Musk wasn’t forcing anyone’s hand.

The complaint says these investors believe Musk’s tweet was a lie specifically intended to push shares higher, and essentially screw over all the short sellers betting against the company.

No. Short selling is betting you can release enough negative press against a company that you drive its stock down and make a profit. Very few short sellers actually bet on just the market anymore.

Fuck shorts. I’m tired of summer. I want to wear pants again without having to wring the sweat out of them at the end of the day.

I thought shorting stock was literally betting against the market.  You don’t get your money back if you bet and lose, or have these people never been to Vegas?  

Under the 1951 UN Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees and the 1967 protocol, and adopted into U.S. law, the U.S. must recognize refugees that fear persecution and are not able to get help from their home country.

Kirstjen, if I were to lock my child in a cage(or whatever term is tolerable to your CBP and ICE snowflake brigade) that would be considered child abuse and DHR/CPS would have my ass in jail for it you stupid evil ignorant feckless asshole(or choose your derisive term[s] of choice dear reader). At least you have…

Gangsters hold there guns that way, because they did it in a movie. They did it in a movie because they were shown that way by some Israelis. Want to know the truth, I am old and was there so listen up. Back in the day El Al airlines had security on each plane due to highjackings. The security guys used Beretta model…