I don’t understand the logic here (probably because there isn’t any BUT...):

Brutal.

Can I just say, as a man (so y’all better listen up a man is explaining things here...if only there were a catchy term for that), that I absolutely HATE when a woman doesn’t know how beautiful she is? What kind of insecure fuck head WANTS his partner to depend on him for validation of her beauty? Oh wait, not just…

Now that’s one HOT hatch

LOL

What goes best with leopard pants: TIGER FACE

Wait!! This is even more important: does this mean his actual nickname.....Bro???????????

BRODNEY???????????????????

I think I just burned my cursor clicking on this headline.

I’m Canadian and live in the west and so have no obvious NFL affiliation to pick. WYTS is not exactly helpful in making picking any of them seem like a good idea. However, I find myself more and more drawn to the Raiders. This is terrible right? I’m awful?

“Yeah, it’s got a Tur, brah”

My favorite (that a friend actually did sincerely) is the actually the opposite: saying “Hyundai Santa Fe” like the “FE” is the trim level.

Ashley was already my favorite, but this is just outstanding and hilarious.

Air travel and Disneyland!

Three Magary posts in one day? And none of them is a bullshit promo of the Deadcast? Christmas in July!

And now I’m just sitting at my desk, chortling away. I feel like including a “h/t” to Ashley in grey at the end would have been better...but also worse. I’m so conflicted. But that does remind me of a personal story of mine. Please take the time to read in full:

This was hilarious and the top GIF is top notch. The funniest thing about this is that a post like this wouldn’t be out of place on Deadspin, at least the headline anyway. Granted, the content might be, but really, deep down, we are all just wondering:

and random pop cultural tit-bits found on the internet

Yeah, it’s amazing