The best first car for a teenager is an electric assisted bike. Basically no operating costs, cheap to buy, regular exercise, can’t get into trouble with friends in the car. The first car should not be until after they’re no longer a teenager and have legit needs for it. Legit needs being carrying cargo (owning a…

Do you have a specific rec on this? I've tried for years to find the right one

Wait...can it be? It’s been so long...it is! IT IS!

You’re good shit (as is all of Jalopnik) for disclosing and owning up to these errors. You’re even gooder shit for taking the shit the you’re getting in the comments.

Compass, Grand Compass, Great Grand Compass

Duh, follow the Bourne theory of Naming:

Logging on to the ruined sites I love to make Great Hills Partners spend money on good stupid stuff, rather than evil stupid stuff for once.

See, I think this is the wrong decision. They need to “lean in” to this (paid for) platform. With the recession/depression that just HAS to be right around the corner, cheap reliable new cars are going to be so important.

Wouldn’t the smart move then be to give an inflated value (or the actual value you want for your trade) as the “amount you owe” ?

Canada is absolutely the answer. David preps and/or repairs as many of these as possible on his next trip to Germany, crams them 8 at a time into shipping containers. Landed cost in Canada likely still less than $1000 each. Sell as basic reliable transport to low income folks OR create the jankiest, cheapest rideshare…

Here it is! The perfect fit!

I know, I know: The Answer Is Never Camry...

Hmm. Interesting. I never noticed before, but you’re right; Jim Spanfeller is a herb!

Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

Mr. Daniels, you seem like a nice guy ans this blog is also likely good. This is directed only at management:

LOL

I was trying to support them, per their repeated popup requests. Obviously that was misguided.

Happy Halloween you beautiful weirdo!

Co-signed

Deadspin Forever. Fuck jim spanfeller and paul maidment