Low country BBQ is the least among all BBQ’s, so no real loss there. #bbqtrolling

Man Steals Neighbor’s Underwear, Leads Police On Brief Chase

The requirements for supervillain aren’t that high. He or she just needs to possess a less than common means of transport. A submarine is enough to warrant supervillain status.

They’re next.

racoons have thumbs

Mostly thumbs.

How did we become the dominant species?

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

The funny thing about Drunk History (aside from it being funny) is that I actually learn from it. And retain that knowledge! I wish I had Drunk Earth Systems Science in college. I would have gotten a much better grade.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Fake News!

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Chicago Thugs

Totally ridiculous.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

In my experience, this doesn’t always work. Flour clumps up more easily than constarch, so you can end with lumps of flour that are just gross. Maybe try just a dusting of flour, if you don’t have cornstarch, just to be on the safe side.

I mean, I’m sympathetic to the fact that he was traumatized, but why did he ever pursue a relationship with someone who has dogs if he can’t stand to be around them? Its very odd to say “this is my dealbreaker, I can’t live with this” and then decide to marry the person.

THIS GUY TIPPI GORDON, I CALL HIM MARIO 64 BECAUSE HE’S GOT LOTS OF STARS