Presumably if the Dodgers won, the loser of the bet would've been murdered by California congressmen

Dude, since you're omniscient, why are you leaving internet comments instead of betting on the ALCS?

I get it, because he's fat lol

Yeah they're totally not stealing signs because Yovani Gallardo pitched well one time

It means he hates black people.

And Murphy doesn't have reverse splits and hits better against righties

Not really. Arrieta has better numbers against righties

Clearly two feet down

Sure buddy

Well, no, but I'm glad he did, because I'm not omniscient.

In fairness, Steelers fans have gone their whole life getting the benefit of officiating, so they just don't know to react to anything else

If you’re off the base, you’re not on the base. Infinitely more simple than the definition of a football catch.

Take it easy on the booze, eight hours until first pitch

The baseline is six feet wide

Utleys numbers against RHP aren't too different than Kendrick's anyway, you have the platoon split in your favor, and Utley is out of his mind, so just go for it

Who could've possibly foreseen this after the Buster Posey rule change? They should've outlawed collisions at all bases, not just home plate.

Haha yep, this guy was a perfect human being until he started playing football.

Oh it’s an Asian guy in a wheelchair and not a guy named Buster? Let’s not change any rules then (even though 7.09 d already bans takeout slides)