Speaking of cats...don't lionesses do the hunting?

The picture MUST be shown.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Those cops were probably like

He was some handsome fella.

its the worst

I have insomnia too. I have trouble turning my brain off.

Isn't it possible to feel both? Is it just the flippant tone that bothers you?

I used to work in adult protective services and had a client with schizophrenia whose sister died in the apartment they shared. She stayed with the body for two weeks. Police were called because of the odor, since it was August. She did the same thing- propping the body up at the table, wore her clothes etc.

NBD... dead is the new 40 anyway.

The religious are generally tight knit? Well, the living are generally grossed out by corpses. Nothing about this can be explained through general understanding.

wowow that some major separation issues... beside others...

Nothing compares with what happened to Joyce Vincent.

I know it's wrong to swoon because of that, but I'm going to do it anyway.

"She aint smelly, she's my mother."

Great. Now I'm holding back tears at my desk thinking about "Baby Mine." Thanks a lot Cap'n

Why, Disney. Whyyy

I left a nice surprise for whoever buys my house, when they replace the carpet...

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.