I would add the Wearing Clothes look and the Not Wearing Clothes look.

It's like...she knows. But does she care?

this scares me because of the Gimp

As far as publicity goes, this is absolute genius - there's no way that we can see Rihanna in a greater state of nudity, so what's the next shocking thing? Rihanna so covered-up that we can't even see her face.

The Sexy Sorceress look is quite flattering on RiRi.

This would have been the most badass thing to wear during the polar vortex! Do want.

The fuck is that? And how did you have it at the ready?

"Dad, I'm bored!"

It's never too early to talk to your children about air humping.

This isn't the last we're going to see of this kid......

I...I... I mean. What's up with sending your kid out with two different shades of green on?

A system where people are prosecuted without adequate evidence will never lead to justice, regardless of how reprehensible the crime is.

Because the system sucks?

Yep. If my kid ever goes off the rails, it will be my fault for introducing her to zombies, kaiju, anime, and WoW. I've had a variation of this conversation with my daughter before.

It's always a smokescreen against having to say "we don't know why this happened, but we can't say we don't know! WE'RE THE NEWS! [After the break, is this kitten TOO CUTE FOR IT'S OWN GOOD?!]"

lulz @ u

I feel really bad for her parents as well, who will be on the receiving end of endless accusations focused on what for them was just aesthetic preference. I mean, if I was a parent and my kid was into Slender Man I wouldn't think twice. It's an online thing and who gives a fuck? My brother plays video games where he…

This will instantly date me, but when I was a kid, my mom's bible-thumping friend informed her that KISS stood for Knights in Satan's Service. Oh, she also only allowed her daughter to wear pastel (think pink) nail polish and absolutely no tube tops because you know, that meant you were looking for sex aka slutty. …