Dr. Diagnosis? How can you claim he's a "sociopath" because he did some stupid stuff in a car?

A lot of us just spent the weekend analyzing why Rodger killed six people who did *nothing* to him — there is no rational reason. Plenty of people would have envied Rodger his advantages in life. Both these guys were/are gravely soul sick (or evil) (or mentally ill). Name your poison.

"Yo, what's up now, bracket, racial slur, close bracket?"

Yes, because me asking a question about something in the article means I don't care about anything else that was written. Maybe I should have made a joke about spilled drinks or something that would have been more to your liking.

#NotAllTightEnds

Well, on the bright side, at least Hernandez called him a "[racial slur]" and not a "nigger".

Hernandez was reportedly a huge Chappelle's Show fan.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the next guy. Or the janitor.

Hey! I finally made Deadspin!

This clearly has nothing to do with the Nets as this guy is shooting 50% from the field.

That is a gem.

My favorite comment in a long time.

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

Look at this fucking hipster!

He spoke about HIV/AIDS and I believe the emphasis of the movie was AIDS and how it affects people.

Unfortunately, the mediocrity of this piece has pretty much guaranteed that anyone with an IQ above 100 will now know what to expect from what you consider 'writing' and thusly avoid it like the plague.

Why does this stock photo exist? And has the photographer ever actually participated in a gyno exam? Also, why can you see both of the women's faces but the dude is all covered up. I have so many questions and I haven't even read the story yet...