God! This is uncanny. I witnessed almost the exact same scenario years ago at an extremely awkward family gathering at my boyfriend's house. His dad said pretty much the exact same thing to my boyfriend and his sister. I was flabbergasted.

I'm worried that if I watch it will straight ruin my day. Any news about this man makes for little adrenalin surges and waves of nausea. Maybe if my day is already become a tad shitty I will, but I don't know. Kudos to all who have to listen to him, like the judge, jury, lawyers etc, and those who's job is to report…

This topic really upsets me, and I don't even have a dick. But the things people say about uncircumcised men is exceptionally hideous.

Oh, I dunno. I've slept with two men who were as nature made them and they were two of the best at sexual healing EVER. One of them I am currently still with, and a major reason is because the sex is fucking amazing. And his dick doesn't smell like cheese and looks funny limp, but great hard (like most dicks) and he…

I deeply regret not being between the ages of 17 and 35 during the 70s. It looks magnificent and my mom tells me it twas. The 90s had some awesomeness going on, and I wish someone would make a movie set in my particular experience of that decade. The 90s in Ventura and Santa Barbara were just dreamy.

It's funny how you can't "body-snark" here, unless of course its Sharon Stone and various other famous types. Oh, and it's totally cool to identity-snark and/or career-snark.

I think it's a regional thing. Must be.

German nightlife is Tha Best.

Another +1, cuz this is awesome. I chuckled.

I love bears, but I am also scared shitless of one of them slashing my chest open and feasting on my still living body whenever I go camping or for a walk in the woods. Super cute :/

While all of that is true, I don't see why it is so hard to understand why this "silent majority" might be so silent, at least now. The insane ones you speak of are the ones who wield a very powerful weapon: fear. And, from what little I have read, it looks to me like there are a shit ton of brave people doing…

I totally get what you were/are saying. Sure, you came across rather un-PC, but I got the gist, regardless. I love (absolutely despise) internet idiots who spend so much time and thought slapping the wrists of any random stranger who deigns to say anything remotely negative about whatever their pet-cause is. In this…

I thought those physical traits juxtaposed with the baby blankets was SUPER CUTE. Cripes!!! Toooo fuckin cute. Ok, I'm done. *grits teeth*

Well, the Japanese certainly didn't try to diminish the mighty schlong in their art. They made those things monstrous. Come to think of it, they did the same with the snatches. My theory is that they did this to convey arousal in specific areas pertaining to super-awesome sexual healings.

Oooo, that was a GOOD burn. Bravo.

I enjoy their docs immensely, as do I this shit/bed expression of yours.

No, they look like cockroaches, but they are actually her pure, cosmic thoughts incarnate in this dimension.

I don't know... but it is entertaining as all get out. It's awesome-sauce.

I gotsta know... who broke up with who?

Facehole. I don't think I have the rods N' cones for that, though. I can only see shades of asshole.