I don't see this as making up for alllllll the other bullshit women have to live with. I mean, come on.

I bet Michael K is in a tizzy over this.

Oh god I love that book.

Hell yes.

I am most certainly not a hipster. But I agree with the IDEA the OP put forth. Can't see it ever working. If perhaps there was a way to combine the Empress and the Emperor... But, no. My common sense tells me that we're fucked. The entire human race is fucked. (That's what it always tells me, like, on a daily basis.…

THANK YOU. *ahem* (Thank you. You are correct, sir.)

Dude... chillllll out. Hipsters are annoying yah yah, but you're foaming at the mouth about it. Did they not accept you into one of their ultra-obscure clubs or something?

Brown bag lunches are all my son has ever had (and McDon's occasionally if I didn't shop night before and such) because he's been in the same charter school since kindergarten. I remember cafeteria food... all I liked was the tater tots. And the occasional Crappy Pizza.

Well, that pizza slice in the vid looked delicious to me. Good crappy pizza. I crave it right now.

Pfft. And also: *barf*

But why?

I am a perfume fiend, it's a hobby of mine. And I adore men's fragrances. I've been a fan of Dior Dune (for men) ever since my mom got a little sample bottle when I was about 12. I wear Gucci Envy for men, in the winter I like Obsession for men. I love Polo Romance (for men, yes, why do I keep specifying??). I could…

I, too, bought them on accident once. Well, they were tampons, but they were scented. I uh, ended up liking the smell. The problem, for moi, was that after they'd absorbed the menstrual blood, the combo of those two smells wasn't a very good one. So, even though they smelled nice on their own, they smelled weird mixed…

Oh I LOVE detergent/fabric softener/dryer sheet smells. I spend a lot of time in that aisle sniffing them, deciding what aromatic personality my sheets and clothes will have that month. Out of all chores, laundry is my favorite. But now, based upon these comments, I wonder if I smell annoying to certain people... I…

"Fucking sick" is all my mind came up with. It also made me shake my head and turn up my nose. I'm eternally grateful to my parents and grandparents for not putting me through anything even remotely like this. That this kind of treatment of girls and women is historically, trans-worldly and currently pervasive makes…

I got gonorrhea when I was 16. Let me just say: that was AWFUL! Oh my gout it was nasty. After that, I was the most devout condom-equipped gal ever born. And, I've been drilling "safe sex/condoms" into my son's head since forever. STDs are no joke.

No you're not, you're AWESOME people. These comments made my 5 minutes away from noon day!

Oh, this good n juicy. Thanks for this. I came to know of Hitchens via Vanity Fair years ago, and save for a few things he's said and written (Why Orwell Matters, for instance. Blech), I appreciate his work. And I was admittedly bummed when he died, because he really enriched the realm of religious debate. So, yeah.…

You're referring to what he said about Mommy Theresa... not women, right? I'm no ball-buster, but he said some chauvinistic shit that pissed me off and tempered my liking for him. I mean, just a tad... Depending on my mood.

I think these Absolut ads might've been my first time experiencing Zach Galifiniaknolopolis. Tim and Eric, of course, are my favorite comedians. They're stuff has repeatedly made me laugh so hard I cried.