Aren't they, though? It blows my mind some of the things that go wrong, or sometimes right, in utero. This story is wonderful and makes me happy. So happy for the parents, garsh that's awesome.

That IS pretty darn good. Procreation sans procreation.

If they had any compassion they would have cut the cord on her even being on this show. Actually, if they had any compassion, this show wouldn't even exist.

It's surreal. Stupid. This is a-ok for basic TV, but no nipples! Don't say the word "fuck"! Just... awful. I am shaking my head clear off my neck at this. What a world.

That woman is straight out of my nightmares. My goodness, dude. Whew.

I dunno... it just brings to mind a really sad state of flesh. The dick I don't have cringes and weeps.

Damn. This story, whew. I was at my friends one morning, drinking coffee, when the news broke. Both of us were silent and slack-jawed. So awful. It was awhile before we made jokes, and even then, our hearts weren't in it. That crazy bitch. That poor man.

It's cuz it's the sixties, maaaan, Like, far out and solid and junk.

This gif is AWWWESOME! It made me smile. I'm making the sounds that go with it and laughing.

He is fine as fuck.

Everyone has such beautiful skin! I know, I know: make up. I imagine I'd look like a frizzy, greasy zombie in comparison, badass makeup artists or no. Ok. I am reeeally leaving now. I MUST. I have to pack. I don't want to. But I must. Totally irrelevant to topic at hand? YES.

I was 175 sheets to the wind last night. Whew. Still kind of feel it. But I got my kid up, fed him, made him shower and brush his little toofsies, made his lunch and said "Fare thee not well, mutineer! I'll see you after school! You better not bring home an A! I want an A++++, or under the sink with you!"

Yay. I love it when someone tells the MRAs what's what. Brief, but good.

Well, you could just lick my boots. I've got that one laying around somewhere...

Clicked not CLOCKED! Argh shit. I'm going to have a conniption fit...

Errr, the Lampoon one. Dammit! I clocked the wrong thingamajigger and lost all those cool points!

I think Boris Vallejo did that, actually.

Ew. That really creeps me out. I look at him and think, "What an annoying looking little boy". Can't imagine boning down with a 17 year old, period, and I'm 32. Ew!

Well, my sleep seems like it will be forever fucked, because of 4 years of heavy, habitual use of opiates (a great deal of "of" in this "sentence"). I used to love to sleep, used to dream. Now? I average 6 hours a night, and these are not refreshing hours, usually. I rarely remember my dreams, and if I do, it is only…

So they airbrush all the pictures of these ladies frolicking in the sea? Really? That is total conspiracy-theory-ness.