You MUST do it. Just don't scare anyone to death. You could be convicted of manslaughter...

Why would a guy jack off to Sports Illustrated when he could use something like, um, Juicy Jugs or uh... Tender Thighs or fuck, I dunno. I think every name one could think of has already been used. Or do they like to use FAMOUS type models sometimes? Mysterious.

I like it. It makes her cup runneth over in a manner pleasing to my senses. That's just me, sure.

I know! Zachary Quinto + pups... it's almost too much for me to handle.

Geez...

God-damn, that is the best gif ever. So perfect.

My thoughts precisely. He just LOOKS skeezy.

This is perfect, by the way.

I loved Young Adult. I thought it showed something not seen before.

Did she trip balls? That's what I want to know.

"The whole world's comin' to an end, Mal..."

I always tell oldsters they need to pick up gaming. It is perfect for their often lonely, very sedentary lifestyles.

Wow. GTA Mario looks a lot like my connect must have back in the 80s.

"Another World", from Chrono Cross. Hands down. I hear that music in my dreams!

They certainly look very nice in Hollywood films.

"Peniosity"... I am taking that, thanks.

Goddamnit I love Roman.

I like chicks, because I'm used to it. Broads reminds me of my grandpa, who was a total Mad Men type of asshole, therefor I don't mind it either. To be honest, if people aren't calling me "hey, bitch" or "hey, ho (let's go!)", I could give a flying fuck.

I think "use" should be thrown in after "to". Or maybe rearrange everything until it says "Ladies, we more needs to lady than."