I miss the volcano sauce from like 10 years ago.

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

Based on the tweets I see, 45 is a shit poster, not a shitposter.

Somewhere on the internet...

I’ve read plenty, moron. This is a culmination of Spiderman history. And the way he acts and his mannerisms are way more accurate than the other live action ones. They’re not going to wait for fifty plus years of movies to wait for the same amount of time it took the comics to get to where they're at. 

I think given that Kevin Feige is hailed as a genius for the MCU’s overall consistency and success, it’s also fair to lay the limitations at his feet, too.

Okay, it’s good that it explains how snapped humans are dealing with missing 5 years of their lives. I’m only interested in this movie because of that.

If the episode counts were shorter, they could budget more for special effects & costumes in addition to tightening stories.

The movie business isn’t governed by physics and zoning laws, like an architect. It’s not governed by standard measures and an always available stock of building materials like the construction industry.

Get the same architect who screwed up the same house last time.

I’m going to start a construction company, hire someone to build a house, and force them to tear down 20% of it because it looks too much like another house. Then, I’m going to blame them when the house ends up looking like shit and going way over budget.

But first I’m going to hire an architect I already know designs…

I assume that is a gif of people leaving the game....

Dante: I’m doing it. No, I’m sick of constantly sabotaging myself. For once I’m going to be a man, and I’m going to say yes to Veronica’s proposal, and we’re going to elope tomorrow.

Who hurt you?

You have to stick with the manly man’s Gawker properties narrative: Deadspin and Jalopnik are Good Blogs Frequented By Manly Men Who Have Disdain For Nerds, Geeks, Women, Liberal Hipsters, The Gays And SJWs.