A Grease Monkey From Acton

hieronymousaardvark--disqus

10/6/16

Whiteness is a state of mind.

10/4/16

I'm out.

9/23/16

I was saying "boooo-oobs".

9/22/16

You can't spell "urine crib seep" without Reince Priebus.

9/20/16

Don't you worry about America. Let me worry about blank!

9/11/16

That makes great fynancyal sense.

9/6/16

John Oliver isn't a US citizen.

8/30/16

Three of which are spelled correctly. Clearly a fake.

8/1/16

The best thing in that article is the banner saying "Have you tried our print edition?"

7/12/16

+1 arithmetic.

6/27/16

Four out of seven ain't bad.

6/25/16

I'm Whitney Houston's grandpa and so's my wife.

6/4/16

WITH COMMAS

6/1/16

Who's duff-hating?

5/23/16

You're kidding, right?

5/20/16

Moob.

5/6/16

On a Friday.

5/6/16

I like any story with spreadsheets in it.

3/29/16

Holistic <> workshy

3/22/16

Whereas in the pre-internet days, it was only your dad, a couple of your friends and two-thirds of the people in your office, tops.